i would do my homework but
sadly i am only an eel
(Source: thehottesttaco)
(Source: ellen-degeneresfan)
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: teenwhoops)
What?
the fuck?
why?!
but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??
Im a christian and believe me there is no biblical support for this choice of theirs. Its ridiculous tbh, God literally says in the bible that sex belongs in any marriage :’)
is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny
(Source: billhitchert)
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
It’s a fucking 1 dollar bill
(Source: estuds)
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc
He’s tripping on acid
