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clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

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surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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clothedbabe:

had your eyes wide open
why were they open

clothedbabe:

had your eyes wide open

why were they open

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lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

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hitlersasshole:

Did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

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arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

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that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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