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me as a parent

(Source: automatically, via fuckyeahloldemort)

Reblogged from slayboybunny

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

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coolator:

why does toaster strudel have a tumblr and why are they trying so hard

(Source: toasterstrudel)

Reblogged from fasterfood

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

(via shouldnt)

Reblogged from shouldnt

shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Reblogged from shouldnt

(Source: shouldnt, via coolator)

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joshpeck:

baileysglasses:

joshpeck:

why do people get excited when I message them back on here i’m a 16 year old boy that laughs at a cheeseburger sitting on a windshield with ‘perfect day’ playing in the background

The only reason I followed you was because I thought you were Josh Peck from drake and josh.

image

(via laugh-addict)

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stunningbieber:

when zanessa broke up i stopped believing in true love

(Source: scotsmcall, via shouldnt)

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crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

(via orgasmic-humor)

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100y:

orchievvavva:

humancum:

some people are on my blog on their wii’s
that’s not normal

some people are on your blog on their blackberry’s
that’s not normal

no one is on your blog on internet explorer
that is normal

100y:

orchievvavva:

humancum:

some people are on my blog on their wii’s

that’s not normal

some people are on your blog on their blackberry’s

that’s not normal

no one is on your blog on internet explorer

that is normal

(via laugh-addict)

Reblogged from omccalls
holymycroft:

keaneonweasley:


Ron! Ron! Don’t forget the man who killed your best friend’s parents!

#ron don’t forget the main plot twist

I can’t stop looking at the double chin.

holymycroft:

keaneonweasley:

Ron! Ron! Don’t forget the man who killed your best friend’s parents!

#ron don’t forget the main plot twist

I can’t stop looking at the double chin.

(Source: omccalls, via sarcastic-snowflake)

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veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

(Source: imnotjailbait, via fuckyeahloldemort)